"He threw up because he Speed Racered it." (in reference to why his aunt's cat puked)
"I hate the number six now." (after getting his ass handed to him at texas hold 'em)
"Go suck a fuck, Camry!" (yelling at his parent's car's seat belt warning beeping thing)
"I will slap your face off of your face." (to me)
LOLOLOLOL! I can't believe I said all those things in one day. :p
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